- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT
Lmao this is gold.
EXCUSE ME LMFAO
1. Aries: Separation/detachment.
2. Taurus: Change.
3. Gemini: Being alone.
4. Cancer: Feeling unloved.
5. Leo: Being ignored.
6. Virgo: Disorder.
7. Libra: Anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that’ll destroy their life.
8. Scorpio: Failure and inadequacy.
9. Sagittarius: Being controlled.
10. Capricorn: Being misunderstood and not being good enough.
11. Aquarius: Being locked in.
12. Pisces: Upsetting others and rejection.
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”